MikeHammer5888

hi, I'm Michael,

Animals love me. I think, because I smell so good. Lol,... No, they sense my compassion for them (Smell good due to Old Spice Bod Spray Rock Hard).
Born and raised in Newport, RI. A Gemini: so, there'll be plenty stimulating, intellectual conversation most of the time & a cunning-linguist all of the time. Lol,..., (Like Mike Myer's I'm Canadian, too), comic relief, sexy beast with a hairy chest, Lol,... A bad boy in a Haggar good man suit, of French, Scottish, English, descent, so, I'm an All American New England Patriot (And a Fan, too). I caught my Ex wife online dating, she studied massage & tantric & misses it now. We had a great love life, it's just she didnt like to work, joined a Club, met a Bozo & made a No no. Lol,... So, if I find a good woman, hopefully she'll have a job.

Told I look younger than my age: Also told I look like "Rocky" (Sly Stallone), but, I think, more like Bullwinkle. Lol,...

Work for State of RI for 28 yrs. Engineering, Inspector & a Little League Baseball Umpire. Hope you enjoyed my Profile and are having a great day.

A lady that knows what she wants out of life and is not afraid to go after it. She's interesting, intelligent, active, attractive, hard (body) working and knows what she wants, how to get it, and how to enjoy life to the fullest.

She wants to share all of lifes little and big(9)pleasures, with her man. She wants to enjoy living in the Ocean State, or other, beachews, hiking, site seeing, etc,... I heard the best things in life are free. Well, so am I,...