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61-year-old SugarDaddy

(My Birthday was 4 months ago) Gemini zodiac sign Gemini

sacramento, CA, United States
Seeking SugarBaby 18 - 50
Personal Details
arrow Gender: SugarDaddy
arrow Age:61
Marital Status: Divorced
Race: Caucasian
Income: $100,000 to $200,000
Body & Height: Cuddly   6'1" 185 cm

About Me:
I hereby tender my resignation as an adult. I have decided to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year old again. I want to go to McDonnald's and think that it's a four star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make ripples with rocks. I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. Iwant to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer day. I want to return to a time when life was simple. When all you knew were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good. I want to believe that anything is possible. I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things again. I want to live simply again. I don't want my day to consist of computer crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in the month than there is money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and loss of loved ones. I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, justice, peace, dreams, the imagination, mankind, and making angels in the snow.'s my checkbook and my car keys, my credit card bills and my 401K statements. I am officially resigning from adulthood. And if you want discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first, cause, "Tag! You're It."


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What I'm Looking For
You should not go through life
makin youself prim and proper for your walk to your maker..........You should slide in fast
and sideways ......exhale deeply......And SCREAM....HELL OF A RIDE !!!!!!!

iddot; I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most
people die of natural causes.

iddot; Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are
removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it
comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

iddot; The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a

iddot; Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

iddot; There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

iddot; Life is sexually transmitted.

iddot; Health is merely the slowest possible rate a which one can die.

iddot; The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

iddot; Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

iddot; Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.

iddot; Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one
talks about se! eing UFOs like they used to?

iddot; Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

iddot; All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.

iddot; In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

iddot; Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come
to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

iddot; How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes
a whole box to start a campfire?

iddot; Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

iddot; Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."

iddot; Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

iddot; Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

iddot; Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
are going to look up there anyway?

iddot; Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!

iddot; If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?

iddot; If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

iddot; If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

iddot; If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

iddot; Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out
the window?

iddot; Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive

iddot; Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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arrow Age:18 - 50


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