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You Viewed May 23

44-year-old SugarDaddy

(My Birthday is in (only) 19 days!) Gemini zodiac sign Gemini

Phoenix, Arizona, United States
Seeking SugarBaby 23 - 38
Personal Details
arrow Gender: SugarDaddy
arrow Age:44
Marital Status: Divorced
Race: Caucasian
Income: I will let you know later
Body & Height: Athletic   6'2" 188 cm

About Me:
Most women are not serious and lots of drama, lies, etc. I am sure the same goes for the guys.
Well, if you are half interested you can contact me

To start with I am not 44 years old as my profile would claim me to be. But you are all looking for young sugar daddies..helloooo, there is not such a thing as a young sugar daddy otherwise they wouldn't be called Daddies, LOL.

I am 92 years young. I am known as the "toothless Wonderer", lol.The drop down window for the age on the SD profile won't go higher than 80 years old. I guess they don't expect people to be looking for loooove and wild sex at this age. Well, I do have one foot in the grave but still one foot above. I have all my Southern teeth. My Northern teeth have been replaced my state of the art dentures (no clicking, clonking, jumping out..) I can hear from one ear with the help of the best technology money can buy..not too many wires hanging out from the ear(..other ear is totally deaf.., excuse me what did you say? are you making fun of me?) I have couple of hairs which I comb across my head (kind of D. Tramp style..) or make a pony tail (cute!) and I can still see good even though my eyes see double (triple at times). I carry a magnifying glass round my neck so that I do not miss anything. I am over 7 feet standing on my toes and 6'8'' standing flat; big feet. That should tell you something, right? Wink, wink..(I know what you are are baaaad!)

Health wise, the doc says I am on borrowed time and I should watch out for heart attacks especially if I get too excited.I swim, run, walk, exercise, yawn, pass gas and sleep a lot but I do not snore.Took care of snoring and passing gas long time ago. I place a special gadget in my mouth or back side as the case may warrant, at nigh time, I whistles like a train when either end is functioning. Loudness is adjustable to accommodate different needs/ages. The older the chick next to me, the louder I can set it to! If she is my age.I do not need it, lol

My financial standing is excellent and I have impeccable credit score. I maintain 6 ex wives, 15 children, 12 grand children, 14 chickens, 5 cows, 2 sheep, and they all are anxiously awaiting for me to croack and claim my little empire which I built with my own two hands but I will leave my estate to the youngster that makes me SMILE the know what I mean..wink, wink..RFLMAO

If you are interested, please contact me immediately because at my age I dont even buy green bananas anymore..and I have answers to questions you do not ask! LOL

I love you all and waiting to hear from you. No naked pictures please, have mercy on me and my old ticker..tick, tick, tick..won't tick much longer.Hurry up! BTW, stop asking 4 pic of my genitals. I cant find it. It's hiding behind a hair
I lost an eye due to a very recent freak accident. At least now I do not see double anymore. In addition, I bought a set of glass eyes (7 in total) from Goodwill (they were on sale, used). They come in different colors. COOL! I wear a different color each day! You get to choose the color of my eyes..ops I meant one eye.LOL

Ladies, thank you so much for your assistance in trying to knock me off dead but I am still alive and kicking..come on, you can do better than that!! I am getting desperate and so is my doc. He tells me a bottle of Viagra a day may prove lethal to my well being and balancing on my two (two ?, hmmmm ) feet LOL. The commercial on TV for Viagra warns one, to seek medical help, if he has an er---n for longer than 4 hours (geee is that all..or do they mean 4 .
Due to extensive wrinkling of the body and face I had major plastic surgeries.Now I am wearing my big toes for ears. Great handles.wink, winkl

What I'm Looking For
I am looking for someone to make me go with a big BANG and a SMILE on my face...Someone who would just kick the other foot...into the
Someone to finish me off, haha. Must be youthful, funny, slim, no drags (unless they help you with my looks share jokes and keep me awake past 6 pm! Would that be you...? You make me smile, ooohhhhh, I'll make you smile....all the way to the bank...yes??
Oh, by the way children are allowed. The more the merrier..but no nose pickers, yak!
The toothless wonderer aka OTS
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arrow Gender: SugarBaby
arrow Age:23 - 38


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