Broke bum, no job, no hope, no light at the end of the tunnel seeking generous Sugar Mama, or rich Sugar Baby to help me with my aluminum can business, and my crack, and two bottle a day of Ripple habit. I was not always this way, but things just started going down hill for me. After I embezzled $20,000,000.00 from Enron, and cooked their books, I went to Vegas and lost it all playing craps. Oh crap, why do I do it??? I could not keep up with the Lear Jet payments, I got behind on the 100 foot Yacht payment, I lost the River Oaks Mansion , the summer cottage in the Hampton‘s, and the French Rivera beach home. My 3 wives, and 7 Mistresses also left when the well dried up! All I need is an understanding, sympathetic, and generous hand from a lovely lady. Once I can get a new shopping cart, with 4 working wheels, I will be able to make 3 to 4 trips to the recycling bin with my aluminum cans, and this will put me back on my feet. By the way, you need not worry, I make a great appearance, and will look good on your arm. I stole a key from a dry cleaner I know, so I have access to a full wardrobe of clothes for any occasion, I bath every night in someone’s swimming pool, and I have access to high end stolen cars. So any really hot, and overly generous ladies may reply. I can lick your problem!
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