I am tired. I am horny. I am mostly just a guy that makes you laugh. It's hard to take me serious because I find it hard to be serious. No but serious, I'm hard. No wait, too late I already wrote it.
What I'm Looking For
If yo are below the age of thirty, then you are probably not ready for me. I like women who are at least that old and have some seasoning in there life. Of course if you are some super hot young thang with a penchante for older mature men with long hair and a hippie attitude that never went out of style...then come and get me. You most likely will not get me though. I like women that like to laugh and have fun. I'm not looking for anything serious. In fact, I'm not looking at all. So the only way you will ever hear from me is if you find ME attractive and interesting. If you write to me then I will write back if I like your words. I won't even write you back if you have a hot picture because it could be anybodys. If in your picture you were naked on a bed with your legs open and a sign saying "DO ME" on it with an arrow pointing at your love spot, along with directions to your house, I still wouldn't write you back...no wait! OK, if you did that then I might not care what you had to say anyway. Just make sure the directions are...NO WAIT! I gotta stay true to myself. Even if you were Angelina Jolie and wrote to me...no she's thirty...I'd do her. But that's not what I mean. "Sorry Angelina' you can write to me if you want and I'll do ya." Just the rest of the women on this planet. You just have to write to me because you are curious about what is making my mind write this kinda crap. So write today and get your free sample of...Me. Batteries included. Rechargable. SOmetimes I don't even have to recharge.