|Daddy Knows Best|
(Next birthday in 1 month) Virgo
Ladera Ranch, California, United States
Seeking SugarDaddy 23 - 26
So here's all the FACTS on ME. I'm very social and love going out doing new things and of course meeting new people. I have an awesome group of friends that I enjoy spending time with...traveling, going out, dancing, and a whole lot of laughing and trouble of course!! I'm extremely sarcastic and love to make people laugh. BTW...I'M BRUTALLY HONEST and love others who are also...I DON'T HAVE TIME or PATIENCE for FAKE PEOPLE...I have a very good sense of humor...yes, my mind is in the gutter sometimes but I'm very level headed and sensitive in other aspects. I enjoy just wearing jeans and flip-flops but also love to get So Fresh and So Clean as well...I'm easily adaptable to all situations and enjoy change and diversity! I always see the good or at least the humor in anything and truly believe everything happens for a reason...
What I'm Looking For
What I WANT: OK Now...I am looking for someone to hang out and be friends, and possibly more. I'm looking for someone with similiar interests and a good sense of humor. Most of all I want a woman that in love with both Life and God. So if you like what you see WRITE e-mail me;0). Well, I hope to hear from anyone intrested. Bye for now...
I INTEND TO AVOID THE FOLLOWING BELOW
You start off a conversation with Yo Dawg, waddup, sup, YO G,how ru, or how ru 2 nite, wanna get2gether 2nite,..If you do you know what the chances of us meeting? NOT AT ALL, NADA, ZIP, DIDDLY SQUAT, ZERO, GOOSE EGGS, BUPKIS!! If you speak like the aforementioned either get HOOKED ON PHONICS or get someone who speaks English to help you , you know E-N-G-L-I-S-H.
Have a history of lying and malevolence
Irascible (the type that would dunk my balls like how my goddaughter dunks her donuts in her afternoon coffee)
The colour of your car is Antelope fire mist
You think that Dom Perignon is a Mob boss in NewYork.
You think that Slovakia is what served at a greek restaurant.
Youre Inbred, or has a dog that has more teeth than yourself.
You've had fried chicken gizzard,Possum,or you are surprised that you can purchase meat at the grocery store.
Drama queens and judgemental folks
Young enough to be a high school student my, Im not into cradle robbing nor am I having a (very young) midlife crisis.
AND LAST you think Monogamy is a piece of firewood you put on the fireplace