Listen, I'll be honest with you: I smoke a lot, I swear a lot, and I don't give a shit about what your hopes and dreams are. I'm looking for a smart, sexy, funny guy who can teach me some C++, and let me drive his Porsche. I'll be a really bad influence on you, and if we go out longer than four months, I'll totally ruin your life. So let's just have fun while it lasts.
What I'm Looking For
You've got the H2, got the nice house- the fireplace, the piano, the tasteful objets d' art and framed pictures of your kids' birthday parties- and, most importantly, you've got the divorce. Now all you need is a hot 22-year old little bitch to stroke your... ego, and stroll around the house in lingerie, looking sexy and pissed off. Forget about those bratty kids and their incessant whining, "Daddy, can we go see Shrek 2?", wouldn't you rather be saying, "Who's your Daddy?" to the hottie gold digger you met at the movie theater? That's what you want... isn't it? Jokin :)
I really don't get all caught up in that perfect date crap, because it's not like I'm Cinderella... Although I do expect to be treated like her :-) I mean, honestly, I am just looking for a mature man, who is kind, considerate, compassionate and is interested in ME. I don't like mean people, and immature boys because they are stupid, inconsiderate, and sometimes scary at keg parties. I am hoping to find a guy who knows how to treat a lady right!