|About Me and what I'm Looking For:
You will never believe what happened the other night. .. .. I was dancing cheek to cheek with this guy. .. .dang he sure was handsom. .. .. He was acting kinda strange ,like he was in a trance or something. It coulda been the tequila he drank or maybe he was just dizzy from all the dancing and spinning. Anyway i started to kiss him on the neck and it tasted kinda salty. At first i thought he was just sweaty from dancing so much , then i remembered he'd been drinking tequila so i figured while in the trance he must have also been drooling. Before i knew it the clock struck 12:00 and i suddenly remembered i'd left the curling iron on . I had to leave rather quickly so i didnt get to say goodnight. I had caught a ride to the dance with a couple of other girls who were driving some damn thing that looked like a pumpkin. Just as i started out the door the heffiers drove off and left me. I ran after them and just as i caught up, from outta nowhere 3 little pigs ran across the road and they crashed. Whew!! it was dust everywhere . Then this wolf wearing a red cape and a granny hat started to chase me. Along came 7 dwarfs who said they would help me ditch the wolf if i would give them cash to buy bacon. I didnt have any cash on me so they said they would take my shoes and sell them later to buy the bacon. Anyway i gave them the shoes and hid behind a tree. I heard some yelling and an awful racket, then the sneezy dwarf handed me a red cape to help keep me warm since i had no shoes. As i continued to walk i heard another noise and thought the wolf had come back so i hid behind the tree again . I peeked out and saw a handsome prince on a white horse,as he galloped by i tried to stop him but he didnt see me and wouldnt you know" he had my damn shoes"!!!! if you are the guy with my shoes please bring them back so we can live happily ever after.