|Hey Ladies Its OK I Am Here Now LOL|
(My Birthday was 3 months ago) Virgo
Chesterfiled, Derbyshire, United Kingdom
Seeking SugarMomma 25 - 50
One of my friends said I need something to look after my heart?
So being thick I tried flora, MH!! MHH! Danone, and Healthy Options?
I tried speed dating and ended up with 9 penalty points on my licence.
I went to a couples evening and soon found out I was one of the couple of people spare.
I went on a course to find inner peace and was told
the way to achieve inner peace is to finish off the things you have started.
So I looked around the house to see all the things id started and hadn't finished....
and before going to work this morning I have finished off a bottle of vodka,
1/2 bottle of white wine, two boxes of half empty matchmakers, 3 shots of sambuka,
2 can of cider,
and it certainly made me feel great. I am certainly feeling peaceful now
But I am also:
Loyal, honest, friendly, compassionate, loving,
adventurous, open, funny, humorous, dedicated, sexy,
handsome, ugly, committed, nice, personal, strong,
caring, affectionate, extrovert, introvert sometimes shy,
out and have fun, I am better than a teddy to cuddle up
to next to the television to watch I am a true gentleman,
stylish, comfortable with myself and life, comedian, full
of life, educated in life, astute, protective, emotional and secure -
Wow am I stunning but I am still asleep, it's when I wake up and look in the mirror I go AAAGGGHHHH?
Mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all.
Look Mate when god dipped you in the good looks pool it was dry.
SO whoda lookin 4 then John
Quite simple really
I am looking for a girlfriend to love, cherish,
pamper and obey, but again the level of cherish,
pampering depends upon the womans needs.,
what else does a man ever need Ladies.
ohhh and somebody who does not remind me of their ex
and his mannerisms--
do you know how annoying it is to a man
when you say
Steve used to do that oh god ure so much like
Steve-- **** Steve ime here now LOL
What I'm Looking For
The story of me.
You know I have written the hilarious profileI have written the desperate profile so now I will think I will write the; this is me profile:
I am the mug who will open your car door for you, not when you expect it but when you dont.
I am the mug who will go to the shop in the pouring rain because you need something for tomorrow, to get back dripping wet to be greeted with, did they not have my sort.
As I wear my heart on my sleeve, I get strange looks when I go out, well wouldnt you wearing a heart on your sleeve?
I am the mug who cooks you a romantic meal then ends up being the chief cook and bottle washer.
I am the mug who is there for you when you need me but only need you to be there for me on the rare occasion.
I am the mug who would give you a massage without expecting one back?yeah Right!!
I am the mug who would give you every penny I have got and not expect a penny in return, anybody fancy going Dutch!! Yeah like a woman has ever paid for anything!!!
I am the mug who will sit and watch a soppy womans film with you cuddled up to me on the sofa---and pretend I like it, is it my fault I get a cold every time theres a feel good film on. Not bad films but there are better endings my destiny!!
I am the one who would give you his last Rolo, if you will give me the last kiss before we go to bed. Awe isnt that sweet lol!!
I am the mug who will always argue your point but never expect you to argue mine!!
I am the mug who will fight those battles you need me to fight, yet expect you to be in front of me in mine lol
But sometimes its nice to be the mug? Only sometimes mind!!
To describe me!!
Always the joker never the fool
To describe my life to present.
Full of surprises some good some bad but none mind blowing great lol.