Nerd. Social Worker. Kink freak with a heart of gold and ambition. AKA: Short , round and brainy. I own my own home and win awards for my work and volunteerism; so know that I am not coming to you as an empty bucket of neediness or as a gold digger. I work in the Welfare office, hence the tiny salary but I can take care of myself and hold my own in the company of tycoons, lawyers, and rocket scientists on a regular basis.